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Famous Golfing Quotes
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Jack Nicklaus
Golf is not and has never has been a fair game
I think I fail just a bit less than everyone else
Ben Hogan
I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Bob Hope
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.'
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bobby Jones
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears.
Lee travino
When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced
If my IQ had been two lower I'd have been a plant somewhere
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
Tom Watson
A lot of guys who have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.
Gary Player
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
 Excuses you can make after playing a bad Shot
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